Thursday, December 23, 2010

Apple Baker

An apple baker is a wonderful invention. To bake an apple you need to: 1. Chunk the core out. 2. Sprinkle cinnamon on the apple after you peel the apple. 3. Heat the oven to 350 degrees F. 4. Make sure the apple is in the apple baker. 5. Pop it in the oven. Get it out when it is warm all the way through, take it out and enjoy.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Chess League

Chess League is a-w-e-s-o-m-e. You can go to Chess League every Thursday. You can go there for six weeks, and then it's about a month until the next. There are little kids through 10th graders. You play 1 or 2 chess games, then you learn a few tactics, then you play a tournament game. You can get a medal or first place tablet at the last meeting.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Athens

Athens got its name from Athena.    Poseidon wanted the city named after him.  So Athena and Poseidon both gave the town gifts.  Athena gave the Athens a beautiful tree.  And Poseidon gave them a bunch of water.  After a long pause they decided to call the place Athens.

Friday, December 10, 2010

The Minotaur

The Minotaur, in Labyrinth, is vicious and interesting. The Cretans would even sacrifice seven youths and seven maidens each year to the Minotaur. The Minotaur is half man and half bull. Many monuments were made because of the Minotaur. This is because they thought that an earthquake was really just the Minotaur making angry rattles all over the earth.

Monday, November 29, 2010

We Should Watch Star Trek After School

We should watch an episode of Star Trek after school because they're good stories. They have action, machine guns, and these kind of space guns. Almost always the captain is endangered.  Plus, space, the only last place to be explored, and undiscovered  planets are in Star Trek, the best story about space.  And I think it's exciting, great, fabulous, fantastic, wonderful, life-changing, egad, marvellous, and an excellent movie.  There are tons of options to pick from, like "Mirror, Mirror," a one where the captain goes in a parallel universe.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Beloka Myths

Why Hail Happens

Hail happens because of Beloka (Bee-low-cka).  Beloka is a snowman with armor with electricity on his armor.  Beloka goes to Pluto every year to get some ice. 

He sometimes has ice fights with God, but of course, Beloka wound up losing every single time.  But why would Beloka lose 235 games, and Jesus won all of those times.  Beloka not only just throws down the ice, he puts it on a trap-door.  and then he pushes the button, and that opens the trap-door, and that makes the ice come down.  and we call it "hail."

Beloka and Zeus

Beloka had a very sad time once.  It started by Zeus opening a restaurant, he called it "Y and Y" which means Yummies and Yuckies.  In his bags of food he put chocolate and rotten apple bits.  $2.50 per bag. 

Only Neptune came.

Then Beloka couldn't stand it any longer.  He bought some and rushed away.  Then, Beloka said to himself, "Hey, I want to get Zeus out of bussiness then I could show who is boss."  He put some thought into it and so he tried.  He went toward the place and destroyed it!

Zeus was mad!  He threw a bunch of thunder bolts at him.  But he kept hitting the ruins of his restaurant and it went on fire!  and now we call that place "Hell."

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The Gods

The gods are very important to Greeks. One god is Zeus. He has a wife which is Hera. Zeus carries a lightning bolt. Hera punished Echo, her dear friend, for letting Zeus's girlfriends get away. Hera made it so that Echo couldn't speak,but only repeat what someone says. The Greeks worship the gods because when they're angry at them,they cause destruction.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

How Indians are Different From Americans

 Indians are different from Americans.  They are usually poor. They even have trouble having money for food. But if they don't have loan money they can be slaves the rest of their lives. They don't have much electricity. But they have a massive population. They earn a dollar a day. Americans are ussually rich. They are very advanced. They have lots of electricity at houses. They have and had a good milatary.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Coal

Coal is a great fossil fuel. It is an odd sort of fossil fuel used in trains and is transported by boats. Boats sometimes even travel for thousands of miles to transport coal. To find coal, you have to drill in the right spot. When coal is burned, it makes a lot of heat. When coal, oil, and gas are burned it makes electricity. There are three types of coal. One is the Lignite. Second is the Bituminous coal ,and thirdly, there is the Anthracite. The best for burning is the Anthracite, but Bituminous is the most used.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Fall

The Fall Festival has all these great things.  It has rides.  This year, I saw guns that can shoot rubber bands and played chess with a writer.  I also saw a parade and they threw candy in the middle of it.  I went to a restaurant. There were also wooden swords.  There was a play bee that when you roll it, it would spin its wings.  Fall Festival is great.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

How Chemistry is Important

Chemistry is important to living because you need water.  It is important because you want camera flashes.  And with certain elements, you can have fireworks.  And if we didn't have Na and Cl, we wouldn't have table salt!  And PT, AU, and Ag are very valuable because they are platinum, silver, and gold.  Without science, we wouldn't even exist.

Friday, September 24, 2010

The Paper I Was Forced to Write

Math education is important. It is important because you can count you can count your money. And you can buy things properly. And you can just use a calculator. Math is great (sarcastically) yipee. You can pay your bills. You can pay your taxes. You can pay your electric bill. You can pay you water bill. And you can buy a house. 

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Alexander the Great

Alexander was probably the greatest king. Alexander had a father named Philip. Alexander was great. He is known as Alexander the Great. Alexander had a great rule. He took over Persia. But he did not get Rome. In Egypt he became a pharoh! But when they did not welcome him he destroyed them.People still study him.

Friday, September 10, 2010

The Sarcophagus

     Who is inside? Look down to one more picture. 

Finaly, look down the intensity is growing!Look down.Tada!

Hobbits

Hobbits are wonderful creatures.  They are not adventurous.  They have hairy feet.  The shire, their home, is very peaceful.  Hobbits are little.  Their town is called Hobbington.  They live in small, clean, and underground houses.  They have round doors and they like their place tidy.  They are unlike humans.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Playing Games

Mom tried to set up a country identifying game on the computor.  It did not work at first.  Then I tried it again after a while, and it did not work.  Next time it worked for a while, but then it didn't.  After about thirty minutes and it did not work.  It was for school.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Ancient Egypt

In tombs there are valuable treasures. There are mummies, gold, silver, and lots more. Tomb robbers try to steal the valuble treasures in the tombs.  People made hidden tombs, fake passagways, false entrances, and guards to keep the treasure safe but tomb robbers found them all.

Tomb robbers steal as much as their bags can carry. Some get and get beaten or killed. But that never stopped anyone. But one thing they could not steal in each tomb was a wall painting.

The wall painting had servants on it. The Egyptians believed that in the afterlife, they would come to life and get to work. There were players on the walls, too. The Egyptians believed that in the afterlife they would come to life and play for the dead man. Tomb robbers, I am sure, are very disappointed that they can't steal it. Wall paintings must be beautiful. Wall paintings probably have hundreds of servants and players.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Homeschool

We start a new year on July 1st.  We study many subjects.  For reading,I read The Hobbit, and Elf reads The Lord of the Rings.  We  social studies, math, typing, chemistry and English.  I like to read.  We aren't getting as much school done as we can.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Wobbufet Warrior Episode 7

Just now when Drace was about to attack Wobbufet Warrior,the Sorry Shadow and the Ghostly Wolf were now keeping him back!Then Opeeghis(O-p-ee-g-is)the dragon that was resting in the priseemy world,came out.And there was a rumor that Vonson(V-on-soon)and Opeeghis are enemies.And now Wobbufet Warrior found another power coin!Vonson was locked for he would destroy the priseemy world.Now The Sorry Shadow was fighting Vonson in his locked room!Who will win?Opeeghis and Sickrona(Sick-r-o-na)were Entering the code:356841910.They joined the battle.While Vonson was battling he remembered his story.His story went like this:He was in Opinegis when he woke up,because he was a boy on the planet Earth.He tried to stop with his power,but Drace locked him up.But in the prison one day he found a peice of paper.And the paper said:Dont worry,I ??? will get you out.And then he saw somthing teleport two things to somewere!Drace covered the roof then.And it was because he was looking out of the roof.Then he kept battling them.But then a blast came from Drace's place!Another boy from earth was zapped into Drace's place.Opinesis was not there though.Oiamios and Usgaligis were fighting.Vonson won the battle against the Sorry Shadow,Sickrona,and Opeeghis.Oiamas was the winner against Usgaligis.Drace sucked all the fighters in,they were planning the second to last battle.

Wobbufet Warrior Episode 6

Wobbufet Warrior somehow managed to get to the priseemy world.In the priseemy world there were cube shape things flying around.It was a huge maze.He finely made it to Usgaligis and Urertumeeinomis.Suddenly the power coin of strength came out Wobbufet Warriors' belt and flashed a brown flash and Usgaligis was now fighting Wobbufet Warrior!Then Usgaligis went out.Urertumeeinomis then just melted!Wobbufet Warrior got out,and when he did,he found Usgaligis and Oiamas fighting!Drace now was fighting them.Then Mumonly started battling.It was just going crazy.Why did it have to be so?I desired to destroy Opinesis.He was heading towards Opinesis.Until 25 oweasises went in front of them.Wobbufet Warrior and his partners jumped over them and destroyed Opinesis.Then Drace said I shall kill you.I swear it. The End

Wobbufet Warrior Episode 5

Drace exited the place and to his suprise,he found the Sorry Shadow outside!They battled so fiercely,that when a oweasis(uh-w-ea-s-is),went in the middle it died!50 oweasises were sent after Wobbufet Warrior!Then a oweasis went through Opinesis(Op-in-ee-sis)(the Mysterious Machine)!It became a Leyrasryck(Lay-ra-sr-ie-ck).The Sorry Shadow got smacked by Drace's scorpion tail!Then the Sorry Shadow vanished.Then the Ghostly Wolf fought Race!Then the Ghostly Wolf slashed Drace.Drace went away,and when he was out of sight he would say,I am not defeated yet.Mumonly saw the "real" Unipy.Unipy now was fighting Mumonly.Why is the Question.But Usgaligis(U-s-g-u-l-i-g-is)and Oiamas(o-ee-om-us)came Oiamas shot something on the Ground Urertumeeominomis(Er-er-tum-ee-om-in-om)apeared!Usgaligis,Oiamas,and Urertumeeinomis fought Wobbufet Warrior,and his partners.Mumonly killed the "real" Unipy.The Sorry Shadow saw the Leyrasryck and the Oweasises.Oiamas said,I shall rule alone.And then Urertumeeinomis and Usgaligis vanished into the priseemy(pr-i-z-ee-m-ee) world!Wobbufet Warrior knew,even though they are evil,get them out of the priseemy world.

The
End

Wobbufet Warrior Episode 4

And that person was the Sorry Shadow.Mumonly came and grabbed the Sorry Shadow inside it! Mumonly walked away.It went to Drace.They walked away with disappointment.But,the Sorry Shadow was bacicly an experiment for the mysterios machine!But Unipy(Ue-n-i-p-ee)saved him.It was a sacrifice though.Unipy lost it's logn beak.Unipy is kind of like a vulture.But now Mumonly was sent to get Wobbufet Warrior.But Mumonly could not even find them.The Ghostly Wolf after that captured one of Wobbufet Warriors' partners.Then Wobbufet Warrior and his other partner thought that that partner is dead.And they walked on.Unipy told them that that partner is not dead.They were releived to hear that.When they met up,they didn't know who was who!Wobbufet Warrior said,you can replace my lost one.Then that partner realized what had happened.But that partner kept it for him to Remember.Unipy told Wobbuffet Warrior about it but he did not beleive Unipy.And then a brown flash destroyed Unipy.It all came clear that Unipy was sent to destroy them.

THE END

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

My Summer

Summer is fun. I caught fireflies one day.We are doing home school.We are doing full days now.I like to play with my cuddly,cuddly Torchic.Torchic is a Pokemon.I love to make things for her.I make houses for her out of blocks and Tinkertoys to be exact. I also like to play with Ampinman and Bikenman that were made in Japan.And Girwy and Woodgie are fun to play with.I love Summer.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Wobbufet Warrior

In this third Epesode,It begins that there is a celabration.And then out of nowhere came the Ghostly Wolf!And it stole the power coin!It gave it to Drace (D-r-ae-ck-ee).But the Sorry Shadow stole from Draces' scorpion tail.And that was very suprising.It left it with Wobbuffet Warrior.Then Wobbufet Warriors' partners looked for the person who gave the power coin back.They saw the Ghostly Wolf again,but this time,they fled.And now they found Mumonly,the anceint mummy.It opened and and threw Wobbufet Warrior in the forest with its' bandages.That is what the blue monster became.Drace was remembering how it became this monster. It was a scorpion until,a lion a robot a I were put in a mysterious machine.And it came out to be what I am like right now.But now with Wobbufet Warrior.He just saw a funny looking beaver,maybe it was put in the machine too!It rode me out but right before he stepped out,he saw Mumonly!Mumonly brought him to Drace would have killed Wobbufet Warrior if only he didn't get away.After that close call,he met his partners again.And they found the person who gave the power coin back.

The Kitty House

Hello Kitty as you see here,has it's very own home.The bigger one I had to sow.And I love my Hello Kitties.I love Hellow Kitties.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Wobbufet Warrior

Wobbufet Warrior saw the Sorry Shadow a very important character.It is the shadow of the wolf but now he is called the Ghostly Wolf.They both had power coins.The Ghostly wolf had the one of joy.The Sorry Shadow has the one of Hope. The blue monster In Episode 1 went through a mysterious machine. And was turned in to somthing that will be mentioned later.The Ghostly Wolf almost killed Wobbufet Warrior.In the horizon he could see his partners running away from the sorry shadow!Wobbufet pointed his sword at the Sorry Shadow and said,Would you like to die or stop.The Sorry Shadow said,Id rather vanish.And it vanished.And they travled in a cave. He found a power coin.It was the one of strength.They still need the donomanation circle and the other two power coins to make the Sonic Blade.He dicided to have a celabration.But little did he know it would be ruined.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Wobbufet Warrior Episode I

Wobbufet Warrier begins that the main character has no weapons at all. Later one day he went out and found a tiny shield in the dirt. He quikly turned around when he heard a voice which said hey,that was mine. Wobbufet Warrier remarked at the man's shield. After a game they sort of traded. Later pretty much the same thing happened but with a sword this time. He got a sword as you can see. Then he met two friends. With those he saw a robotic thing. Later when it was a pain he tried to throw it into the lava it kept come back with nothing on it so he gave it to one of his friends. They were walking to the evil but they saw three round things disapear. But they did not know that the power coins went to the evil. But they went off to the evil castle. The partners went away because they were afraid. Wobbufet Warrier went in and he saw a red,a blue,and a green monster. The blue monster was the first to take on. Wobbufet got a scar on himself and that's how people indentified him he stabbed the beast and it died. Next was the fire one. Wobbufet kept hitting it's armor but one time it hit it's head and killed it. Last was the green one. He kept getting lucky hits but none of them did anything! The thing said no sword can kill me. Then Wobbufet Warrier stabbed the monster in the eye. The thing's helmet fell off of it and it went away. Then a black version of Wobbufet came up! He relilized it was doing the same moves it was doing on the green monster! Once the thing hit Wobbufet it seemed to do nothing but it did something. Then Wobbufet killed it. Suddenly he saw his robotic thing turn evil because Wobbufet got stabbed! They were about to fight. Wobbufet Warrier cut off it's chompers but Wobbufet got hurt. he stabbed the thing and it destroyed it. He got it out after a while.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

The Hateful Mom

In the morning in a city nearby, something very silly happened. A boy named Outer Cutie was three years old. He was so strong he could lift a million trucks. Or maybe a billion. His sister was hateful and bratty.

One day, their mom took them for a walk. His sister fell in a hole, and Outer Cutie saved her. His mom was mad because she doesn't like her children. The mom next went next to a pit of lava to try to kill her children again. When the mom pushed her off again, Outer Cutie saved her again with his muscle.

The police were growing on trees and they arrested their mom. Then one shot the girl but Outer Cutie caught the bullet before it happened. Then in prison, the mom fell in a trap door. The children lived happily ever after.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

The House of the Sixty Fathers by Meindert DeJong

This book is exciting in the end. And if you want a happy book, put it down. Tien Pao takes an American airman across the river and gets yen. And when he comes back...

His mom is very very ANGRY! But once he showed the yen she was relieved. She said we will buy tobacco and rice.They leave him and they trusted him. But soon after, the river took him away. After he got water buffalo mad. He ate all his rice. He also had a pig but, he threw his ducklings away. He ate leaves for a while.

He also hid in caves.one time he got to a high cliff and saw a battle scene. He saw the airman. He got away from the Japenese.

He saw the airman again. He gave him chocolate. Later he saw a gorilla. He got to a barrack. Will he find his mom?

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The Mandarin and Gladys

In These Are My People, Gladys Aylward is a missionary in China. The Manderin is the ruler of Yangcheng, a city. They are alike and different in many ways.

They both tried to defend China against the Japanese. Gladys helped her adopted children get away from the Japanese's attack. The Mandarin gave them grain to eat on the way. They both love China. And they both accepted God.

The Mandarin is respected more, but the people like Gladys better. Gladys is a missionary and the Mandarin rules the land. Gladys had some education from Mrs. Lawson and Yang from The Inn of the Eight Happinesses. The Mandarin was educated well. I liked the book.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Argentina

Argentina is a good place. Argentina's flag has two blue stripes and one white one in the middle. It has a sun in the middle of the middle stripe. There are 19 national parks in Argentina. There are penguins in the southern part of Argentina. There are interesting fossils found in Argentina. There are dinasaur ones. There are also giant penguin ones, too. Argentina is cold. English and Italian are spoken in Argentina. They lost badly in the Dirty War. Argentina is a good place to visit.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Russia

My paper is about Russia. The Russians like chess. They sent the first satelite into space. They sent the first woman into space. They sent the first spaceship into space, too. There are cats in Russia. There are some kinds of dogs in Russia. One is the Borzoi. Russian people like to ride horses. One kind of horse in Russia is the Don. They eat Caviar in Russia. Moscow is their capital. One musical instrument is the huge balalaika. One kind of bird is the Baikal teal. It lives near the lake. Another bird is the Siberian jay. It lives in the largest forest in the world.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Pumpkin Bread Making

Dear blog reader,

Hi. Here's how to make pumpkin bread.

First, heat the oven to 375 degrees. Grease the bottom of the pan. Combine Pillsbury Quick Bread Pumpkin mix and one cup water and 2 eggs and three tablespoons oil in large bowl. Stir 50 to 75 strokes until mix is blended. Pour into a greased pan(s). Bake at 375 for about 20 minutes or until toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. Check it about every five minutes after the first 20 minutes.

Sincerely,
Emperor

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

The Unicorn That Was Hid for One Thousand Centuries

The story begins with a family. The family has two giggling girls and three boys and a wife and nothing else. But the mail today was unusual. It said my girl horse ran away yesterday. But the rest was gone and so was who was it from. So one of the boys stepped in the girls room and ruined their game of checkers. And one of the girls said you ruined it totally. So the boy told them what came in the mail. And the other girl said oh i was hoping my sweetie was trying to get in touch with me. Thats what she said sadly. So the boys asked mom if they could get a ride and their mom said yes. One time a man said yes to their question. So they asked him what direction it went and he said west. But the boys did not know which way was east and which one is west. They tried to ask him but he kept on intorruppted and saying no further information. And everyone remembered about the girls and the boys split up to find the horse. And men with guns came to follow the boy going to the west and suddenly a rumble came from a cave nearby and the armed men went in and got flung out and i figured out that they are not a mythe there are such a thing as unicorns. So we got back home and we told them about their trip mom didn't beleive us about the unicorn but the girls did.

Sea Horses

Male sea horses can become pregnant. The male makes the babies. People kill millions of sea horses each year. Sea horses are predetors. Sea horses carry their eggs in their pouches. Sea horses are sold for high prices.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Trip to the Zoo

I went with Elf, Patrick, and mom. We went the wrong way one time when we were going to the zoo but Patrick and mom got us back on track. We parked and asked a man for directions. He told us and we walked in.

Mom gave the money to the cashier and trust me it was alot of money. Mom going potty was the first thing to happen. So she took the bathroom. We went on a boat and saw many animals as Aligators, hoppopotamases, lions, tigers, monkeys, Gorillas, Rinos, Zebras, Girafs, Voltures, tortoises, turtles, hogs, pigs, cheetas, walruses, Goats, sheep, kangerooos and many kinds of birds.

I saw animals on the way back to the van. It was hard to walk. I was relieved when I got to the van. I thought of the trip. When we got home my legs were not tired any more. I didn't have to take a bath when I got home.