Monday, December 29, 2008

Fight!

I think gladiators are awesome. I got it for my Christmas. The book has some big details. There are many types of gladiators. They're all looking good.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Emperor and Elf Singing.

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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Persuasive Essay

Please buy the puzzle globes. They look so cool. You can have globes of the planets. They'd be good for homeschool. You can talk about them (the planets). And best of all, they are puzzles. I would enjoy them very much.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

My Day in Class

Sam, Mom and I talked about Social Studies. Sam and I also did a state test and we passed. We did Spelling and Mom had to yell at us.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Monday Sweeties

One morning, Mr. Flaffy went to Torch Killie's and then said, "Who was the smart guy who replaced the other restaurant to a different one?"

"Me, me, me, me," said a weirdo.

"Come down here," said Mr. Flaffy.

"Sure," said a weirdo.

Mr. Flaffy said, "You, turn this restauant to normal."

"Okay," said a weirdo. "Sure, I mean."

The next day he didn't keep his promise. So Mr. Flaffy was angry.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Super Runing Fox and the lieing Snake.

One day super running fox whoke up still sleepy because of his dream he had about a sheep about to eat a woman who was pregnet and only 70 years old and someone killed the sheep who was the pregnet woman's husband and fox whoke up because he thought it was one of the scariest thoughs he had ever thought from his amagination so he ate sheep and thought that the shepherd wouldn't mind because he has plenty of sheep left and super runing fox ate breakfast and then slipped on somthing round and was unedible and he examined the object and it slithered away.

To be continued...

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

The Battle


The Battle

One day Anpanman went in a cave then he saw a palace far away in the distence. Meanwhile, two army men were ploting to destroy Anpanman with their plan. Then two men were saying to Anpanman cookies for sail come and get your yummy speicle (special) ninty three cookies to be exact.

So Anpanman came out but much to Anpanman's surpris they led him all the way to the kingdom that he saw when he was traviling somewhere. So he was about to eat one cookie but Baikinman reskude (rescued) him so Anpanman ran away as fast as he could. So a sword fifty swords droped from the cileen (ceiling) then one hit Anpanman so Baikinman led him to the doctor. Baikinman felt draging him down what is it asked Anpanman.

It's it's sinking sand, answered Baikinman still scared that he wanted to yell but the armyman was after them still so the only thing they can do was fight then when Anpanman looked at Baikinman he was gone. So Anpanman while he was going out of the palace he grabed a sword so he held it out and said see this. It is a sword to fight. Then a big teen was heard because they were battling.

SO Baikinman showed up then Baikinman had a sword, too so they both foght together vilently so one armyman sank by the sinking sand then a gunshot almost hit Baikinman.

A car vroomed right in front of the battle and the one army man was watching the car so while he was whatching it ampanman hit the army man so king Ferotae was furious.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Funny-Looking Picture.


Hand Soccer

Hand soccer is a fantastic game to play. You need a ball and a nice big area. Say, "Ready, set, go." Run toward the ball. Both players try to get the ball into the other player's goal. They try to steal the ball from each other. Use your hands to make goals. The person who gets five goals wins.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Python Snake.

This is a python snake for $79.99. The python snake has brown and black on it in the picture.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Rattlesnakes


Rattlesnakes

The rattlesnake has a rattle on it. It has a bluish purple tongue. And it has a wide head. The rattlesnake lives in deserts. Rattlesnakes can live in mountains. Rattlesnakes live in swamps. The rattlesnake eats mice. The rattlesnake eats lizards and rats. A rattlesnake's rattle is made out of the same thing your finger nail is made from. Rattlesnakes camoflage themselves on brown ground.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

The Great Bullfight.

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This bullfight you're about to see done by Emporor and Elf.

Friday, September 5, 2008

The Bible Character I'd Want to Be - Assignment.

I want to be Jesus. I want to be Jesus because I can grant any wish I have. And that I could never sin. And that I can be good at hide and go seek.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Pumpkin Picking.


Elf and I tried to pick the pumpkin. Our pumpkin this year wasn't as heavy as the other pumpkin last year. It weighed five pounds.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Girly Thing.


Beep beep bu beep beep you make my heart sing. Beep beep bu beep beep you make everything so groovy.The girly thing.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Does Anyone Have a Warrant?


"I like the fourth amendment becuase i don't want anybody bargen (barging) in my home."

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Thanks, Casdok!


Sunday, August 10, 2008

King Bionicle

Mom says he looks evil. In fact, she's correct. He's a person whose feet are swords. He always says to himself, "Ha ha ha ha, shadows shall begin." He has a dark bomb but he's very hard to beat.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Odysseus: A Hero


Thursday, July 31, 2008

The Suitors

Mom's note: Emperor was asked to write what he thinks would happen after Odysseus lands in Ithaca. The spelling and punctuation have been edited, but this is his story as it was written otherwise.

The suitors sang, "Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go!" Every thing tumbled down. Crack! Crack-a-boom! Ting!


"Now you did it, you suitors! What do you have to say for yourself?" said Odysseus.


"I'm a suitor," said a suitor.

"What else?" said Odysseus.

"I'm innocent."

"No, you aren't."

"Yes I am."

Penelope caught the suitors in a net. Odysseus opened the door. Penelope threw them out the door. Bye-bye.

"Give me a second chance!"

"Nope."

They locked the door. The buzzing of bees made the suitors remember that they were kicked out by Odysseus and Penelope. They wanted to get revenge. They stole his boat and sailed away to Calypso's island. When they got there they told Calypso that Odysseus was dead. She recognized their lie and said, "No, he's not." She came and saw she was right.

The end.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

AAA! Zeus!


The Storm

In our reading of The Odyssey, we find the gods very angry with the crew on its way home to Ithaca. The gods just got SO mad that all of Odysseus's men have been caught in a storm and thrown overboard to their deaths, leaving Odysseus alone. Emperor was asked to write what he thinks will happen next in the story. He knows that the prophet Tiresias has predicted that Odysseus would find trouble at home, but otherwise he is guessing. Mom has typed *most* of it exactly as it was written, except for breaking it into smaller paragraphs (it was all one LONG paragraph before. We're learning about paragraphs just this week). If Emperor were in public school, he would begin his first grade year in another month.

Odysseus rows to home. On his way Zeus throws more thunder bolts at Odysseus. Odysseus aviades them. Worldpools where coming. He went closer and closer to the middle he rowed where one thunder bolt got good ame (aim) and olmost hit Odysseus. Odysseus drives the boat left then up. Never knowing the way home.

Strong wind filed the sky. The black boat saled away as fast as posible. He prayed to the Gods saying my corege (courage) is runing out please stop this storm A-men.

The storm still was going on with rain and thunder bolts. The tarible storm was to strong for Odysseus. Suddenly rumples roked the ship back and forth. again he prayed oh mighty Gods why are you doing this? my men is dead and I am still punished. Why why? tell me. No answer he herd. He thought a minite my men are dead. what can do about it.

Then He herd an answer the answer was you are in trouble with us. The storm stopt. He fell asleep. Zeus throw a thunder bolt just to wake him up.

Zeus said go home Odysseus. Finally He got home.

Trouble went on. kid throwing toys People triping on toys. All kinds of things. Everything going wrong in the house. No other thing than trouble was going on. next time when it was time to eat they wern't careful and the plates fell an broke.

Stormy rain, thunder was going on. trouble trouble trouble washing the dishes dirt came out instead of water. The plates only got dirtyer or filthyer.

They cried and wept to the Gods saying we arn't filled with joy we are filed with stres. The Gods know that they have been mean. They don't have an idea to do about it. They throw their water and said wash your hands. It made fireworks the Gods fell asleep.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Hawaii


Although these people are not serious gentlemen, they can be friendly but wild. They both have silly faces and lei necklaces. For future reference, you should be serious. But you can't see their legs. Can you see their legs? They are happy. Yup. They are happy.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

I am a Jedi.


I am a Jedi in star wars. The great Jedi may swin doo (subdue) the strong man. Will you fight me? No body goes against me. I shall grant evil wishes in Death Star. For the evil stops good.

Monday, July 7, 2008

King Tut at Home.


This is a model of king Tut. Oh, how beautiful he is, isn't he? He was a real emperor. Egypt had slaves. But I'm lucky that I'm not in Egypt. Moses wasn't lucky he had to go through the red sea. Does he have armor? I think so. I've never bowed down to him.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Meet Jefferson


He drinks coffee sometimes but he has floppy ears like every bunny. He is nothing like Teletubbies. He has never written with a quill pen but probably when he does, he would not write as well as John Hancock.