Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Grendel Goes to Wal-Mart

One day, in a bog,  Grendel ate his breakfast.  Later he said to his dad, "I'm tired of cooked mortal meat EVERY day!  We should get some raw!"

Then his dad said, "Fine, then we go shopping!" So they left Grendel's mom home and went on foot to Wal-Mart.  Grendel asked his dad if he could eat a customer while his dad shopped. Dad thought and said, "If the manager is not watching and only one."  He also warned Grendel to wash his hands after he ate because Mom doesn't like blood on her carpet.

Well, something came on the news at Grendel's home while they were out.  The news reporters were speaking of a missing customer.  They talked about some bones on the floor and they say it may be some evidence for us wise reporters and detectives.  

Grendel's mom panicked.  "My poor innocent Grendel is at that store!"  She drove like a speeder to the Wal-Mart parking lot.   In her hurry, she forgot to dress up and she only had her underwear on.  When she got out of the car, some customers just ignored her thinking that she was a crazy person. 

She ran into the store and took a look at the evidence.  She saw no claws, so she reasoned that Grendel just ate another customer.  She went looking for Grendel and his dad. She eventually found Grendel's dad alone with a worried look on his face.  She yelled, "What's going on?!"

"Grendel is on an Easter hunt," he said.  "He is hoping to get a big chocolate bunny for dessert."

"Ok, let's get out of here, then," she said.  They found Grendel eating the bunny without checking it out.  They put the bunny back on the shelf half-eaten.  Then they got a new one and checked out.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Guess the Animal

The animal had short arms with 5 fingers on each hand.  The animal had large eyes.  It was an herbivore. It had long four-toed legs.  It had a long tail.  They lived in North America.  They weighed 121 pounds. It was as big as a full-grown man.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Another Whole School Year

Baikenman: Hey, guess what? First of all, I have the most annoying classmate. And on top of that I have a man-eating teacher! I know you are lucky to stay alive this year! Anyway, here is what my school year is like.

On the first day, Anpanman, the most annoying classmate, went to the bathroom. While he was gone, Pooh-Bear, the man-eating beast (Oh, did I say beast? I meant to say teacher.), was demonstrating how to eat at the cafeteria and ... well, you can guess what happened.

Anpanman came back and asked, "What did I miss?" I replied by saying, "A lot."

Later at the cafeteria they served us raw meat! So I learned to pack my own lunch. Then for social studies we had to play out "Theseus and the Minotaur." When "Theseus" went to the Minotaur, the teacher ate Theseus (because the teacher was the Minotaur.) Then all the students said, "That's not how the story went!"

Pooh-Bear said, "Sorry, I couldn't resist."

Baikenman: So that's just the beginning of my terrible school year. I'll remember to pack my lunch tomorrow and hope that I'm not the next victim.

Friday, September 2, 2011

My Monroi

My Monroi is awesome. Instead of notating on paper, you do it on a screen. To begin, press "record." You then write your opponent's name and you say if you're white or black. Then tap the chess piece that you want to move lightly and tap the square you want to move to. After the game, press the 1/2 button and tell the right results and your opponent signs, you sign, and then the arbiter signs. If there is no arbiter, draw 'not real.' Then go to the database and review your game! I hope you'll buy one.

Friday, August 26, 2011

USCF Tournaments

There are some things you need to know about USCF tournaments. You should go because you learn from your games, have fun, and meet new people. And your rating could go up if you win games.

And you should expect no nasty comments because their game could be forfeited. You must take notation. You must not cheat. There will be a chess clock and a tournament board. Both kids and adults play. Age does not matter. I hope you follow the rules of the USCF tournament and have a good time.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Wobbufet Warrior Episode 8

Then, the Ghostly Wolf came and started to command the oweasises to attack Wobufet Warrior and co.Then people from earth came out and started to attack.Oiamas came out and comanded the oweasises to bring the cannons.They had the technoligy of the humans.The humans cried"Reatreat!"Then they hatched an idea.Their idea was to bring artilery.So when they they found a tank.They started to battle.The artilery missed but it hit a wall.The evil's dwelling place was behind it.

So Wobbufet Warrior went to the castle.On the way, there was something running to them.Now Wobbufet Warrior had a little brother!But how did he get across the war?He said "I got across by dodging all the weapens".Wobbufet Warrior said "Well,Drace is the last resort".

Then, they found Drace's castle and the drawbridge was wide open as if they were expected!They went in, and herd"Not so fast!"Then Wobbufet Warrior looked and so did his companions.Then some guy dropped from the ceiling and on him were the letters:M and M.It was now Mysterios Man. MM stabbed Wobbufet Warrier in the back but they managed to get away.

They got in Drace's room. All three partners failed to kill him but then the Sorry Shadow came with the last power coin and the two Wobbufet Warrior came up to it and Drace's domination circle went to the 3 power coins and made the sonic blade! The blade slashed Drace and killed him! After that the Sorry Shadow remembered that it killed Wobufet Warrior's mother and turned into stone! Right after that Wobbufet Warrior wound just healed like (snap!) that! when he went home his scar disapeared and everybody lived happily ever after!


Friday, May 6, 2011

The Nile Garden

We (Mom and Emperor) planted 3 kinds of seeds in the Model of Egypt. Do you see the grass? That grew in a week! The water in the tin foil is the Nile River. The thing in the top-left corner is a pyramid. The farmers are lego men. Every week we flood it, but in real life it flooded every year.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Play-Doh Art

Hi! Now, look at the three ancient, ancient, and Egyptian figures. The Egyptian house is 2-d,not 3-d. It's ancient, don't touch it, WAIT, you can't! Can you read the tablet? I can't. (if you can, for your comment, you could tell me what it says.)And the swordsman is me! Don't I look good? Huh? Maybe not. I am learning about irrigation. Irrigation is when they dig trenches for water to go through. In between the trenches there are rows of plants.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

A Pretend Apology

Dear Mr. D,

I'm sorry for putting your marriage ring down the toilet with your wallet. And that flushed it down and that only they went down. And also that it overflowed and flooded the entire bathroom. All this happened because I was Mr.Hyde. It was an accident. I hope you will forgive me. And I hope we understand one another.


Monday, February 14, 2011

My Pokemon

These are my Pokemon. First I got a Bonsly, then Wobbufet, after it was Poliwhirl, then Torchic, then Chimchar (which I traded for Piplup), and finally, Picachu. I put that on that emerald brace on Picachu, and I love them all dearly.

Friday, January 28, 2011

The Introduction

In a place long ago, there was a hobbit named Bilbo Baggins of the shire. Sometimes, Gandalf a wizard, comes to see the place. But most of the time he was visiting his great friend, Sorumon. Gandalf and Sorumon both sensed evil. Gandalf and Sorumon were wizards. Now, Bilbo never got angry with Frodo. Frodo and Bilbo had the same birthday. There were a few friends of Frodo's named:Sam,Pippen,and Merry. Pippen and Merry were clumsy. Sam was basically a planter or a fielder.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Sam's Story

Sam was on a sofa when there was a terrible scream. Then Sam dashed to the room and saw there was nothing wrong. Sitting there were 5 babies next to Rosy (Sams wife.) Then he said "well I never"!

Then he started to pace around the room and then he named two Mary and Pippen,two he named Frodo and Sam, and the last,he dicided to name the last Bilbo just like Frodo had prophisied In the end of The Lord of The Rings.

Rosy had a terrible stab. That whole day Sam was occupied. Rosy was slicing tomatos when the knife accedentilly went right through the table and cut her leg. Her leg needed speical care. Then Sam saw the tomatoes and brought them to Rosy.Then Rosy got up and..."Look" Rosy said (but half screaming.) There lay Sauron's finger. "Ew!?" Exclaimed Sam. So he kept it in a box to remember the war for the ring of power. When his kids were 15 years old, they went out every day. But,one day they didn't come back. Sam waited and waited but they did not come back. Eventually they came back and Sam asked "What took you guys so long"? Soon beside them were Legolas and Gimlee,who went away a long time ago! "May we have your book asked Legolos?" "Yes" replied Sam.

Friday, January 21, 2011

About Me

Hi! I'm Emperor! I'm 9 years old. My birthday is August 10. I'm the author of Wobbufet Warrior. I'm working on Episode 8. Please read the story. I have a DS. I have a platinum Pokemon and a Hello Kitty Party. I'm homeschooled. I go to chess league. My favorite subject is chess.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

How to Make Your Own Polish Pottery

First you decide on your design. Then, you paint it on paper plates. Make sure it is symmetrical. Then, get the dots you missed (if any). Trust me, you will make mistakes. Look at the picture of my Polish pottery. I used sponges and brushes to paint my paper plates. I made a Pac-Man design and the one on the right is a water and fire design. Click here to learn about Polish pottery.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Hello Kitty Party DS Game

This is Hello Kitty Party DS game. I got it, Platinum, and a DS for Christmas. I like Hello Kitty. Hello Kitty is a strange cat with a sister named Mimmi. The game is a party except you have to do certain things like shopping before you can cook and stuff like that. There are six game pages. You can dress Hello Kitty up in your own special fashion and some of your best records can go in an album.