A Pretend Apology

Dear Mr. D,

I'm sorry for putting your marriage ring down the toilet with your wallet. And that flushed it down and that only they went down. And also that it overflowed and flooded the entire bathroom. All this happened because I was Mr.Hyde. It was an accident. I hope you will forgive me. And I hope we understand one another.

Sincerely,
Dr.Jeckle