Emperor And Etc.

Ancient Roman Structures

2012-01-10T08:08:00.000-08:00

Some Roman structures are even better than the ones we have today.

Roman roads are beautiful! Romans were the first people to use concrete. They realized that mixing volcanic ash, water, and lime gets you concrete after it dries. The Appian Way is a speical road that connects Rome and cities in Italy.

Rome didn't just build roads. They made aqueducts that would help make water travel to a city or cities. Romans also built apartments that weren't fit for living by today's standards because they could collapse any second! Their apartments were made of concrete and wood. Some of the larger buildings are still standing today.

Grendel Goes to Wal-Mart

2011-11-29T10:56:00.001-08:00

One day, in a bog, Grendel ate his breakfast. Later he said to his dad, "I'm tired of cooked mortal meat EVERY day!  We should get some raw!"

Then his dad said, "Fine, then we go shopping!" So they left Grendel's mom home and went on foot to Wal-Mart.  Grendel asked his dad if he could eat a customer while his dad shopped. Dad thought and said, "If the manager is not watching and only one." He also warned Grendel to wash his hands after he ate because Mom doesn't like blood on her carpet.

Well, something came on the news at Grendel's home while they were out. The news reporters were speaking of a missing customer. They talked about some bones on the floor and they say it may be some evidence for us wise reporters and detectives.

Grendel's mom panicked.  "My poor innocent Grendel is at that store!"  She drove like a speeder to the Wal-Mart parking lot.   In her hurry, she forgot to dress up and she only had her underwear on. When she got out of the car, some customers just ignored her thinking that she was a crazy person.

She ran into the store and took a look at the evidence. She saw no claws, so she reasoned that Grendel just ate another customer. She went looking for Grendel and his dad. She eventually found Grendel's dad alone with a worried look on his face. She yelled, "What's going on?!"

"Grendel is on an Easter hunt," he said. "He is hoping to get a big chocolate bunny for dessert."

"Ok, let's get out of here, then," she said. They found Grendel eating the bunny without checking it out. They put the bunny back on the shelf half-eaten. Then they got a new one and checked out.

Guess the Animal

2011-11-27T13:06:00.001-08:00

The animal had short arms with 5 fingers on each hand. The animal had large eyes. It was an herbivore. It had long four-toed legs. It had a long tail. They lived in North America. They weighed 121 pounds. It was as big as a full-grown man.

Another Whole School Year

2011-09-08T07:44:00.001-07:00

Baikenman: Hey, guess what? First of all, I have the most annoying classmate. And on top of that I have a man-eating teacher! I know you are lucky to stay alive this year! Anyway, here is what my school year is like.

On the first day, Anpanman, the most annoying classmate, went to the bathroom. While he was gone, Pooh-Bear, the man-eating beast (Oh, did I say beast? I meant to say teacher.), was demonstrating how to eat at the cafeteria and ... well, you can guess what happened.

Anpanman came back and asked, "What did I miss?" I replied by saying, "A lot."

Later at the cafeteria they served us raw meat! So I learned to pack my own lunch. Then for social studies we had to play out "Theseus and the Minotaur." When "Theseus" went to the Minotaur, the teacher ate Theseus (because the teacher was the Minotaur.) Then all the students said, "That's not how the story went!"

Pooh-Bear said, "Sorry, I couldn't resist."

Baikenman: So that's just the beginning of my terrible school year. I'll remember to pack my lunch tomorrow and hope that I'm not the next victim.

My Monroi

2011-09-02T10:27:00.001-07:00

My Monroi is awesome. Instead of notating on paper, you do it on a screen. To begin, press "record." You then write your opponent's name and you say if you're white or black. Then tap the chess piece that you want to move lightly and tap the square you want to move to. After the game, press the 1/2 button and tell the right results and your opponent signs, you sign, and then the arbiter signs. If there is no arbiter, draw 'not real.' Then go to the database and review your game! I hope you'll buy one.

USCF Tournaments

2011-08-26T09:03:00.001-07:00

There are some things you need to know about USCF tournaments. You should go because you learn from your games, have fun, and meet new people. And your rating could go up if you win games.

And you should expect no nasty comments because their game could be forfeited. You must take notation. You must not cheat. There will be a chess clock and a tournament board. Both kids and adults play. Age does not matter. I hope you follow the rules of the USCF tournament and have a good time.

Wobbufet Warrior Episode 8

2011-05-14T08:32:00.000-07:00

Then, the Ghostly Wolf came and started to command the oweasises to attack Wobufet Warrior and co.Then people from earth came out and started to attack.Oiamas came out and comanded the oweasises to bring the cannons.They had the technoligy of the humans.The humans cried"Reatreat!"Then they hatched an idea.Their idea was to bring artilery.So when they they found a tank.They started to battle.The artilery missed but it hit a wall.The evil's dwelling place was behind it.

So Wobbufet Warrior went to the castle.On the way, there was something running to them.Now Wobbufet Warrior had a little brother!But how did he get across the war?He said "I got across by dodging all the weapens".Wobbufet Warrior said "Well,Drace is the last resort".

Then, they found Drace's castle and the drawbridge was wide open as if they were expected!They went in, and herd"Not so fast!"Then Wobbufet Warrior looked and so did his companions.Then some guy dropped from the ceiling and on him were the letters:M and M.It was now Mysterios Man. MM stabbed Wobbufet Warrier in the back but they managed to get away.

They got in Drace's room. All three partners failed to kill him but then the Sorry Shadow came with the last power coin and the two Wobbufet Warrior came up to it and Drace's domination circle went to the 3 power coins and made the sonic blade! The blade slashed Drace and killed him! After that the Sorry Shadow remembered that it killed Wobufet Warrior's mother and turned into stone! Right after that Wobbufet Warrior wound just healed like (snap!) that! when he went home his scar disapeared and everybody lived happily ever after!

THE VERY VERY END!

The Nile Garden

2011-05-06T07:10:00.000-07:00

We (Mom and Emperor) planted 3 kinds of seeds in the Model of Egypt. Do you see the grass? That grew in a week! The water in the tin foil is the Nile River. The thing in the top-left corner is a pyramid. The farmers are lego men. Every week we flood it, but in real life it flooded every year.

Play-Doh Art

2011-04-28T08:23:00.000-07:00

Hi! Now, look at the three ancient, ancient, and Egyptian figures. The Egyptian house is 2-d,not 3-d. It's ancient, don't touch it, WAIT, you can't! Can you read the tablet? I can't. (if you can, for your comment, you could tell me what it says.)And the swordsman is me! Don't I look good? Huh? Maybe not. I am learning about irrigation. Irrigation is when they dig trenches for water to go through. In between the trenches there are rows of plants.

A Pretend Apology

2011-02-22T08:52:00.000-08:00

Dear Mr. D,

I'm sorry for putting your marriage ring down the toilet with your wallet. And that flushed it down and that only they went down. And also that it overflowed and flooded the entire bathroom. All this happened because I was Mr.Hyde. It was an accident. I hope you will forgive me. And I hope we understand one another.

Sincerely,
Dr.Jeckle

My Pokemon

2011-02-14T08:39:00.000-08:00

These are my Pokemon. First I got a Bonsly, then Wobbufet, after it was Poliwhirl, then Torchic, then Chimchar (which I traded for Piplup), and finally, Picachu. I put that on that emerald brace on Picachu, and I love them all dearly.

The Introduction

2011-01-28T09:11:00.000-08:00

In a place long ago, there was a hobbit named Bilbo Baggins of the shire. Sometimes, Gandalf a wizard, comes to see the place. But most of the time he was visiting his great friend, Sorumon. Gandalf and Sorumon both sensed evil. Gandalf and Sorumon were wizards. Now, Bilbo never got angry with Frodo. Frodo and Bilbo had the same birthday. There were a few friends of Frodo's named:Sam,Pippen,and Merry. Pippen and Merry were clumsy. Sam was basically a planter or a fielder.

Sam's Story

2011-01-25T06:50:00.000-08:00

Sam was on a sofa when there was a terrible scream. Then Sam dashed to the room and saw there was nothing wrong. Sitting there were 5 babies next to Rosy (Sams wife.) Then he said "well I never"!

Then he started to pace around the room and then he named two Mary and Pippen,two he named Frodo and Sam, and the last,he dicided to name the last Bilbo just like Frodo had prophisied In the end of The Lord of The Rings.

Rosy had a terrible stab. That whole day Sam was occupied. Rosy was slicing tomatos when the knife accedentilly went right through the table and cut her leg. Her leg needed speical care. Then Sam saw the tomatoes and brought them to Rosy.Then Rosy got up and..."Look" Rosy said (but half screaming.) There lay Sauron's finger. "Ew!?" Exclaimed Sam. So he kept it in a box to remember the war for the ring of power. When his kids were 15 years old, they went out every day. But,one day they didn't come back. Sam waited and waited but they did not come back. Eventually they came back and Sam asked "What took you guys so long"? Soon beside them were Legolas and Gimlee,who went away a long time ago! "May we have your book asked Legolos?" "Yes" replied Sam.

About Me

2011-01-21T08:59:00.000-08:00

Hi! I'm Emperor! I'm 9 years old. My birthday is August 10. I'm the author of Wobbufet Warrior. I'm working on Episode 8. Please read the story. I have a DS. I have a platinum Pokemon and a Hello Kitty Party. I'm homeschooled. I go to chess league. My favorite subject is chess.

How to Make Your Own Polish Pottery

2011-01-18T14:17:00.001-08:00

First you decide on your design. Then, you paint it on paper plates. Make sure it is symmetrical. Then, get the dots you missed (if any). Trust me, you will make mistakes. Look at the picture of my Polish pottery. I used sponges and brushes to paint my paper plates. I made a Pac-Man design and the one on the right is a water and fire design. Click here to learn about Polish pottery.

Hello Kitty Party DS Game

2011-01-07T09:28:00.000-08:00

This is Hello Kitty Party DS game. I got it, Platinum, and a DS for Christmas. I like Hello Kitty. Hello Kitty is a strange cat with a sister named Mimmi. The game is a party except you have to do certain things like shopping before you can cook and stuff like that. There are six game pages. You can dress Hello Kitty up in your own special fashion and some of your best records can go in an album.

Apple Baker

2010-12-23T08:14:00.001-08:00

An apple baker is a wonderful invention. To bake an apple you need to: 1. Chunk the core out. 2. Sprinkle cinnamon on the apple after you peel the apple. 3. Heat the oven to 350 degrees F. 4. Make sure the apple is in the apple baker. 5. Pop it in the oven. Get it out when it is warm all the way through, take it out and enjoy.

Chess League

2010-12-20T08:37:00.000-08:00

Chess League is a-w-e-s-o-m-e. You can go to Chess League every Thursday. You can go there for six weeks, and then it's about a month until the next. There are little kids through 10th graders. You play 1 or 2 chess games, then you learn a few tactics, then you play a tournament game. You can get a medal or first place tablet at the last meeting.

Athens

2010-12-14T08:16:00.000-08:00

Athens got its name from Athena. Poseidon wanted the city named after him. So Athena and Poseidon both gave the town gifts. Athena gave the Athens a beautiful tree. And Poseidon gave them a bunch of water. After a long pause they decided to call the place Athens.

The Minotaur

2010-12-10T09:26:00.000-08:00

The Minotaur, in Labyrinth, is vicious and interesting. The Cretans would even sacrifice seven youths and seven maidens each year to the Minotaur. The Minotaur is half man and half bull. Many monuments were made because of the Minotaur. This is because they thought that an earthquake was really just the Minotaur making angry rattles all over the earth.

We Should Watch Star Trek After School

2010-11-29T07:59:00.000-08:00

We should watch an episode of Star Trek after school because they're good stories. They have action, machine guns, and these kind of space guns. Almost always the captain is endangered. Plus, space, the only last place to be explored, and undiscovered planets are in Star Trek, the best story about space. And I think it's exciting, great, fabulous, fantastic, wonderful, life-changing, egad, marvellous, and an excellent movie. There are tons of options to pick from, like "Mirror, Mirror," a one where the captain goes in a parallel universe.

Beloka Myths

2010-11-23T05:29:00.000-08:00

Why Hail Happens

Hail happens because of Beloka (Bee-low-cka). Beloka is a snowman with armor with electricity on his armor. Beloka goes to Pluto every year to get some ice.

He sometimes has ice fights with God, but of course, Beloka wound up losing every single time. But why would Beloka lose 235 games, and Jesus won all of those times. Beloka not only just throws down the ice, he puts it on a trap-door. and then he pushes the button, and that opens the trap-door, and that makes the ice come down. and we call it "hail."

Beloka and Zeus

Beloka had a very sad time once. It started by Zeus opening a restaurant, he called it "Y and Y" which means Yummies and Yuckies. In his bags of food he put chocolate and rotten apple bits. $2.50 per bag.

Only Neptune came.

Then Beloka couldn't stand it any longer. He bought some and rushed away. Then, Beloka said to himself, "Hey, I want to get Zeus out of bussiness then I could show who is boss." He put some thought into it and so he tried. He went toward the place and destroyed it!

Zeus was mad! He threw a bunch of thunder bolts at him. But he kept hitting the ruins of his restaurant and it went on fire! and now we call that place "Hell."

The Gods

2010-10-26T08:46:00.000-07:00

The gods are very important to Greeks. One god is Zeus. He has a wife which is Hera. Zeus carries a lightning bolt. Hera punished Echo, her dear friend, for letting Zeus's girlfriends get away. Hera made it so that Echo couldn't speak,but only repeat what someone says. The Greeks worship the gods because when they're angry at them,they cause destruction.

How Indians are Different From Americans

2010-10-21T06:14:00.000-07:00

Indians are different from Americans. They are usually poor. They even have trouble having money for food. But if they don't have loan money they can be slaves the rest of their lives. They don't have much electricity. But they have a massive population. They earn a dollar a day. Americans are ussually rich. They are very advanced. They have lots of electricity at houses. They have and had a good milatary.

Coal

2010-10-12T05:16:00.000-07:00

Coal is a great fossil fuel. It is an odd sort of fossil fuel used in trains and is transported by boats. Boats sometimes even travel for thousands of miles to transport coal. To find coal, you have to drill in the right spot. When coal is burned, it makes a lot of heat. When coal, oil, and gas are burned it makes electricity. There are three types of coal. One is the Lignite. Second is the Bituminous coal ,and thirdly, there is the Anthracite. The best for burning is the Anthracite, but Bituminous is the most used.

Fall

2010-10-05T04:58:00.000-07:00

The Fall Festival has all these great things. It has rides. This year, I saw guns that can shoot rubber bands and played chess with a writer. I also saw a parade and they threw candy in the middle of it. I went to a restaurant. There were also wooden swords. There was a play bee that when you roll it, it would spin its wings. Fall Festival is great.

How Chemistry is Important

2010-09-28T11:27:00.000-07:00

Chemistry is important to living because you need water. It is important because you want camera flashes. And with certain elements, you can have fireworks. And if we didn't have Na and Cl, we wouldn't have table salt! And PT, AU, and Ag are very valuable because they are platinum, silver, and gold. Without science, we wouldn't even exist.

The Paper I Was Forced to Write

2010-09-24T10:11:00.000-07:00

Math education is important. It is important because you can count you can count your money. And you can buy things properly. And you can just use a calculator. Math is great (sarcastically) yipee. You can pay your bills. You can pay your taxes. You can pay your electric bill. You can pay you water bill. And you can buy a house.

Alexander the Great

2010-09-16T09:17:00.000-07:00

Alexander was probably the greatest king. Alexander had a father named Philip. Alexander was great. He is known as Alexander the Great. Alexander had a great rule. He took over Persia. But he did not get Rome. In Egypt he became a pharoh! But when they did not welcome him he destroyed them.People still study him.

The Sarcophagus

2010-09-10T15:14:00.000-07:00

Who is inside? Look down to one more picture.

Finaly, look down the intensity is growing!Look down.Tada!

Hobbits

2010-09-10T07:01:00.000-07:00

Hobbits are wonderful creatures. They are not adventurous. They have hairy feet. The shire, their home, is very peaceful. Hobbits are little. Their town is called Hobbington. They live in small, clean, and underground houses. They have round doors and they like their place tidy. They are unlike humans.

Playing Games

2010-09-07T13:11:00.000-07:00

Mom tried to set up a country identifying game on the computor. It did not work at first. Then I tried it again after a while, and it did not work. Next time it worked for a while, but then it didn't. After about thirty minutes and it did not work. It was for school.

Ancient Egypt

2010-08-31T11:04:00.000-07:00

In tombs there are valuable treasures. There are mummies, gold, silver, and lots more. Tomb robbers try to steal the valuble treasures in the tombs. People made hidden tombs, fake passagways, false entrances, and guards to keep the treasure safe but tomb robbers found them all.

Tomb robbers steal as much as their bags can carry. Some get and get beaten or killed. But that never stopped anyone. But one thing they could not steal in each tomb was a wall painting.

The wall painting had servants on it. The Egyptians believed that in the afterlife, they would come to life and get to work. There were players on the walls, too. The Egyptians believed that in the afterlife they would come to life and play for the dead man. Tomb robbers, I am sure, are very disappointed that they can't steal it. Wall paintings must be beautiful. Wall paintings probably have hundreds of servants and players.

Homeschool

2010-08-12T09:42:00.000-07:00

We start a new year on July 1st. We study many subjects. For reading,I read The Hobbit, and Elf reads The Lord of the Rings. We social studies, math, typing, chemistry and English. I like to read. We aren't getting as much school done as we can.

Wobbufet Warrior Episode 7

2010-07-27T06:26:00.000-07:00

Just now when Drace was about to attack Wobbufet Warrior,the Sorry Shadow and the Ghostly Wolf were now keeping him back!Then Opeeghis(O-p-ee-g-is)the dragon that was resting in the priseemy world,came out.And there was a rumor that Vonson(V-on-soon)and Opeeghis are enemies.And now Wobbufet Warrior found another power coin!Vonson was locked for he would destroy the priseemy world.Now The Sorry Shadow was fighting Vonson in his locked room!Who will win?Opeeghis and Sickrona(Sick-r-o-na)were Entering the code:356841910.They joined the battle.While Vonson was battling he remembered his story.His story went like this:He was in Opinegis when he woke up,because he was a boy on the planet Earth.He tried to stop with his power,but Drace locked him up.But in the prison one day he found a peice of paper.And the paper said:Dont worry,I ??? will get you out.And then he saw somthing teleport two things to somewere!Drace covered the roof then.And it was because he was looking out of the roof.Then he kept battling them.But then a blast came from Drace's place!Another boy from earth was zapped into Drace's place.Opinesis was not there though.Oiamios and Usgaligis were fighting.Vonson won the battle against the Sorry Shadow,Sickrona,and Opeeghis.Oiamas was the winner against Usgaligis.Drace sucked all the fighters in,they were planning the second to last battle.

Wobbufet Warrior Episode 6

2010-07-27T06:24:00.000-07:00

Wobbufet Warrior somehow managed to get to the priseemy world.In the priseemy world there were cube shape things flying around.It was a huge maze.He finely made it to Usgaligis and Urertumeeinomis.Suddenly the power coin of strength came out Wobbufet Warriors' belt and flashed a brown flash and Usgaligis was now fighting Wobbufet Warrior!Then Usgaligis went out.Urertumeeinomis then just melted!Wobbufet Warrior got out,and when he did,he found Usgaligis and Oiamas fighting!Drace now was fighting them.Then Mumonly started battling.It was just going crazy.Why did it have to be so?I desired to destroy Opinesis.He was heading towards Opinesis.Until 25 oweasises went in front of them.Wobbufet Warrior and his partners jumped over them and destroyed Opinesis.Then Drace said I shall kill you.I swear it. The End

Wobbufet Warrior Episode 5

2010-07-27T06:20:00.000-07:00

Drace exited the place and to his suprise,he found the Sorry Shadow outside!They battled so fiercely,that when a oweasis(uh-w-ea-s-is),went in the middle it died!50 oweasises were sent after Wobbufet Warrior!Then a oweasis went through Opinesis(Op-in-ee-sis)(the Mysterious Machine)!It became a Leyrasryck(Lay-ra-sr-ie-ck).The Sorry Shadow got smacked by Drace's scorpion tail!Then the Sorry Shadow vanished.Then the Ghostly Wolf fought Race!Then the Ghostly Wolf slashed Drace.Drace went away,and when he was out of sight he would say,I am not defeated yet.Mumonly saw the "real" Unipy.Unipy now was fighting Mumonly.Why is the Question.But Usgaligis(U-s-g-u-l-i-g-is)and Oiamas(o-ee-om-us)came Oiamas shot something on the Ground Urertumeeominomis(Er-er-tum-ee-om-in-om)apeared!Usgaligis,Oiamas,and Urertumeeinomis fought Wobbufet Warrior,and his partners.Mumonly killed the "real" Unipy.The Sorry Shadow saw the Leyrasryck and the Oweasises.Oiamas said,I shall rule alone.And then Urertumeeinomis and Usgaligis vanished into the priseemy(pr-i-z-ee-m-ee) world!Wobbufet Warrior knew,even though they are evil,get them out of the priseemy world.

The
End

Wobbufet Warrior Episode 4

2010-07-27T06:19:00.000-07:00

And that person was the Sorry Shadow.Mumonly came and grabbed the Sorry Shadow inside it! Mumonly walked away.It went to Drace.They walked away with disappointment.But,the Sorry Shadow was bacicly an experiment for the mysterios machine!But Unipy(Ue-n-i-p-ee)saved him.It was a sacrifice though.Unipy lost it's logn beak.Unipy is kind of like a vulture.But now Mumonly was sent to get Wobbufet Warrior.But Mumonly could not even find them.The Ghostly Wolf after that captured one of Wobbufet Warriors' partners.Then Wobbufet Warrior and his other partner thought that that partner is dead.And they walked on.Unipy told them that that partner is not dead.They were releived to hear that.When they met up,they didn't know who was who!Wobbufet Warrior said,you can replace my lost one.Then that partner realized what had happened.But that partner kept it for him to Remember.Unipy told Wobbuffet Warrior about it but he did not beleive Unipy.And then a brown flash destroyed Unipy.It all came clear that Unipy was sent to destroy them.

THE END

My Summer

2010-07-06T08:01:00.000-07:00

Summer is fun. I caught fireflies one day.We are doing home school.We are doing full days now.I like to play with my cuddly,cuddly Torchic.Torchic is a Pokemon.I love to make things for her.I make houses for her out of blocks and Tinkertoys to be exact. I also like to play with Ampinman and Bikenman that were made in Japan.And Girwy and Woodgie are fun to play with.I love Summer.

Wobbufet Warrior

2010-06-09T16:04:00.000-07:00

In this third Epesode,It begins that there is a celabration.And then out of nowhere came the Ghostly Wolf!And it stole the power coin!It gave it to Drace (D-r-ae-ck-ee).But the Sorry Shadow stole from Draces' scorpion tail.And that was very suprising.It left it with Wobbuffet Warrior.Then Wobbufet Warriors' partners looked for the person who gave the power coin back.They saw the Ghostly Wolf again,but this time,they fled.And now they found Mumonly,the anceint mummy.It opened and and threw Wobbufet Warrior in the forest with its' bandages.That is what the blue monster became.Drace was remembering how it became this monster. It was a scorpion until,a lion a robot a I were put in a mysterious machine.And it came out to be what I am like right now.But now with Wobbufet Warrior.He just saw a funny looking beaver,maybe it was put in the machine too!It rode me out but right before he stepped out,he saw Mumonly!Mumonly brought him to Drace would have killed Wobbufet Warrior if only he didn't get away.After that close call,he met his partners again.And they found the person who gave the power coin back.

The Kitty House

2010-06-09T15:41:00.000-07:00

Hello Kitty as you see here,has it's very own home.The bigger one I had to sow.And I love my Hello Kitties.I love Hellow Kitties.

Wobbufet Warrior

2010-05-29T05:29:00.002-07:00

Wobbufet Warrior saw the Sorry Shadow a very important character.It is the shadow of the wolf but now he is called the Ghostly Wolf.They both had power coins.The Ghostly wolf had the one of joy.The Sorry Shadow has the one of Hope. The blue monster In Episode 1 went through a mysterious machine. And was turned in to somthing that will be mentioned later.The Ghostly Wolf almost killed Wobbufet Warrior.In the horizon he could see his partners running away from the sorry shadow!Wobbufet pointed his sword at the Sorry Shadow and said,Would you like to die or stop.The Sorry Shadow said,Id rather vanish.And it vanished.And they travled in a cave. He found a power coin.It was the one of strength.They still need the donomanation circle and the other two power coins to make the Sonic Blade.He dicided to have a celabration.But little did he know it would be ruined.

Wobbufet Warrior Episode I

2010-05-27T19:00:00.000-07:00

Wobbufet Warrier begins that the main character has no weapons at all. Later one day he went out and found a tiny shield in the dirt. He quikly turned around when he heard a voice which said hey,that was mine. Wobbufet Warrier remarked at the man's shield. After a game they sort of traded. Later pretty much the same thing happened but with a sword this time. He got a sword as you can see. Then he met two friends. With those he saw a robotic thing. Later when it was a pain he tried to throw it into the lava it kept come back with nothing on it so he gave it to one of his friends. They were walking to the evil but they saw three round things disapear. But they did not know that the power coins went to the evil. But they went off to the evil castle. The partners went away because they were afraid. Wobbufet Warrier went in and he saw a red,a blue,and a green monster. The blue monster was the first to take on. Wobbufet got a scar on himself and that's how people indentified him he stabbed the beast and it died. Next was the fire one. Wobbufet kept hitting it's armor but one time it hit it's head and killed it. Last was the green one. He kept getting lucky hits but none of them did anything! The thing said no sword can kill me. Then Wobbufet Warrier stabbed the monster in the eye. The thing's helmet fell off of it and it went away. Then a black version of Wobbufet came up! He relilized it was doing the same moves it was doing on the green monster! Once the thing hit Wobbufet it seemed to do nothing but it did something. Then Wobbufet killed it. Suddenly he saw his robotic thing turn evil because Wobbufet got stabbed! They were about to fight. Wobbufet Warrier cut off it's chompers but Wobbufet got hurt. he stabbed the thing and it destroyed it. He got it out after a while.

The Hateful Mom

2010-04-28T09:39:00.000-07:00

In the morning in a city nearby, something very silly happened. A boy named Outer Cutie was three years old. He was so strong he could lift a million trucks. Or maybe a billion. His sister was hateful and bratty.

One day, their mom took them for a walk. His sister fell in a hole, and Outer Cutie saved her. His mom was mad because she doesn't like her children. The mom next went next to a pit of lava to try to kill her children again. When the mom pushed her off again, Outer Cutie saved her again with his muscle.

The police were growing on trees and they arrested their mom. Then one shot the girl but Outer Cutie caught the bullet before it happened. Then in prison, the mom fell in a trap door. The children lived happily ever after.

The House of the Sixty Fathers by Meindert DeJong

2010-04-15T12:21:00.001-07:00

This book is exciting in the end. And if you want a happy book, put it down. Tien Pao takes an American airman across the river and gets yen. And when he comes back...

His mom is very very ANGRY! But once he showed the yen she was relieved. She said we will buy tobacco and rice.They leave him and they trusted him. But soon after, the river took him away. After he got water buffalo mad. He ate all his rice. He also had a pig but, he threw his ducklings away. He ate leaves for a while.

He also hid in caves.one time he got to a high cliff and saw a battle scene. He saw the airman. He got away from the Japenese.

He saw the airman again. He gave him chocolate. Later he saw a gorilla. He got to a barrack. Will he find his mom?

The Mandarin and Gladys

2010-03-23T12:10:00.000-07:00

In These Are My People, Gladys Aylward is a missionary in China. The Manderin is the ruler of Yangcheng, a city. They are alike and different in many ways.

They both tried to defend China against the Japanese. Gladys helped her adopted children get away from the Japanese's attack. The Mandarin gave them grain to eat on the way. They both love China. And they both accepted God.

The Mandarin is respected more, but the people like Gladys better. Gladys is a missionary and the Mandarin rules the land. Gladys had some education from Mrs. Lawson and Yang from The Inn of the Eight Happinesses. The Mandarin was educated well. I liked the book.

Argentina

2010-03-04T22:00:00.000-08:00

Argentina is a good place. Argentina's flag has two blue stripes and one white one in the middle. It has a sun in the middle of the middle stripe. There are 19 national parks in Argentina. There are penguins in the southern part of Argentina. There are interesting fossils found in Argentina. There are dinasaur ones. There are also giant penguin ones, too. Argentina is cold. English and Italian are spoken in Argentina. They lost badly in the Dirty War. Argentina is a good place to visit.

Russia

2010-02-16T04:59:00.000-08:00

My paper is about Russia. The Russians like chess. They sent the first satelite into space. They sent the first woman into space. They sent the first spaceship into space, too. There are cats in Russia. There are some kinds of dogs in Russia. One is the Borzoi. Russian people like to ride horses. One kind of horse in Russia is the Don. They eat Caviar in Russia. Moscow is their capital. One musical instrument is the huge balalaika. One kind of bird is the Baikal teal. It lives near the lake. Another bird is the Siberian jay. It lives in the largest forest in the world.

Pumpkin Bread Making

2010-02-09T06:24:00.000-08:00

Dear blog reader,

Hi. Here's how to make pumpkin bread.

First, heat the oven to 375 degrees. Grease the bottom of the pan. Combine Pillsbury Quick Bread Pumpkin mix and one cup water and 2 eggs and three tablespoons oil in large bowl. Stir 50 to 75 strokes until mix is blended. Pour into a greased pan(s). Bake at 375 for about 20 minutes or until toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. Check it about every five minutes after the first 20 minutes.

Sincerely,
Emperor

The Unicorn That Was Hid for One Thousand Centuries

2010-02-02T17:10:00.000-08:00

The story begins with a family. The family has two giggling girls and three boys and a wife and nothing else. But the mail today was unusual. It said my girl horse ran away yesterday. But the rest was gone and so was who was it from. So one of the boys stepped in the girls room and ruined their game of checkers. And one of the girls said you ruined it totally. So the boy told them what came in the mail. And the other girl said oh i was hoping my sweetie was trying to get in touch with me. Thats what she said sadly. So the boys asked mom if they could get a ride and their mom said yes. One time a man said yes to their question. So they asked him what direction it went and he said west. But the boys did not know which way was east and which one is west. They tried to ask him but he kept on intorruppted and saying no further information. And everyone remembered about the girls and the boys split up to find the horse. And men with guns came to follow the boy going to the west and suddenly a rumble came from a cave nearby and the armed men went in and got flung out and i figured out that they are not a mythe there are such a thing as unicorns. So we got back home and we told them about their trip mom didn't beleive us about the unicorn but the girls did.

Sea Horses

2010-02-02T12:17:00.000-08:00

Male sea horses can become pregnant. The male makes the babies. People kill millions of sea horses each year. Sea horses are predetors. Sea horses carry their eggs in their pouches. Sea horses are sold for high prices.

Trip to the Zoo

2010-01-04T08:20:00.000-08:00

I went with Elf, Patrick, and mom. We went the wrong way one time when we were going to the zoo but Patrick and mom got us back on track. We parked and asked a man for directions. He told us and we walked in.

Mom gave the money to the cashier and trust me it was alot of money. Mom going potty was the first thing to happen. So she took the bathroom. We went on a boat and saw many animals as Aligators, hoppopotamases, lions, tigers, monkeys, Gorillas, Rinos, Zebras, Girafs, Voltures, tortoises, turtles, hogs, pigs, cheetas, walruses, Goats, sheep, kangerooos and many kinds of birds.

I saw animals on the way back to the van. It was hard to walk. I was relieved when I got to the van. I thought of the trip. When we got home my legs were not tired any more. I didn't have to take a bath when I got home.

Dangers of Storms

2009-12-02T06:08:00.000-08:00

Hurricanes can destroy entire houses. They can also kill thousands of people (alone.) A hurricane always has an eye. The eye is the middle of the hurricane. Hurricanes formed in the Indian Ocean are called cyclones. Water has to be at least 80 Fahrenheit to form a hurricane. How people name a hurricane is very interesting. The first storm or hurricane begins with an a. The second starts with a b and so on. In other places hurricanes are called typhoons. Now we have sirens to warn us.

Japan

2009-11-11T05:18:00.000-08:00

They celebrate Children's Day on May 5. Todyo is the capital of Japan. On their flag, the red dot represents the sun. The chrisanthemum flower is the symbol of the emperor and his family.
The national bird is the red crowned crane.

The Samurai lived by a code in 1880. They swore loyalty to the king. They'd followed their king till death. They followed Their cheiften for a few more genorations. Local warlords ruled small areas. They fought for other people's areas.

Where I Want to Move

2009-11-06T06:06:00.000-08:00

I wish I could move to Antartica. I would love to meet a penguin there. Even though it is so cold I'd love to. Do you think it could get so cold that it could tear the house down? It would be terrific.

How Bees Make Honey

2009-10-08T07:39:00.000-07:00

Honey comes from flowers and is made by bees. They gather a sweet thing in the flowers called nectar. They get it in their hive and make honey.

Bees gather nectar from flowers. Later, they place it in a cell. Then they shoot chemicals in it. After they fan the nectar. And when it cools, it's honey. They eat some and save the the rest for winter.

A bear once tried to steal honey. But the bees fought back. But honeybees can only sting once. So, a honeybee went off and died. Beekeepers try to get some honey to sell. And their clothes help protect them from stings.

They get the honey from the cells and sell them in stores.

Clue

2009-10-03T09:04:00.000-07:00

I like to play Clue with the family. This is played at naptime. It's a guessing game . We have to finish our school work before naptime. It's easier to win than to figure out a real mystery. It is the best game.

No Treasure

2009-09-03T06:23:00.000-07:00

You have hung Was. You shall die. You now have a black spot. Tomorrow, you shall be shot. Or you can walk the plank. You will regret it. You now have five minutes to say goodbye.

The next day, he was on the gallows and they had a party. Later the ship sank and they failed.

Emperor's Spelling Wordzzle

2009-06-30T04:30:00.000-07:00

Emperor wrote this Wordzzle with his spelling words. He was told to make the story center around a little boy named "Timmy" and use as many of his spelling words as he could. I've spaced between paragraphs and added quotation marks and bolded words, but otherwise this post is exactly as he wrote it. He would be finishing first grade if he attended school, and he is seven years old. Thanks for reading!

Timmy made travels in the nation.

"Let's go to the station," said Pa.

Mom asked, "Where's the location?"

"Were are we going for our vacation?" timmy asked. "You need your salvation because going to be scary. I'll try to be a soft sensation.

"When I wright a PaPer when dO I use quatations?" asked Timmy's sister.

"I have a starvation," said dad. "I'll cook dinner. I'm glad are foundation is the rock."

Timy tried to go in slow motion.

"Is today Sunday?" asked Mother.

"It's Monday," sister Said.

"on Wednsday it's my birthday," Timmy said.

"I thought it was tuesday," Mom said. "Timmy when will it be Friday."

"After thursday."

"I like Saturday," siad dad. "I thought I heard a sound of barking."

"When willl I learn to spell injection Mom?"

"I don't knew."

"Wher's my heart dad?"

"I can't answer any more I'm fixing dinner."

Mom said, "I'll look in section 13 for bread."

Timmy said, "I whan't to make an invention. did I mention that it will Probably not work. It will take action. Hey what fraction do you whant from mY pie. What is this called?"

"a subtraction sighn did I answer your question? timmy I have an instruction for you buy the bread ok."

Two Bugs

2009-06-29T06:28:00.000-07:00

This paper is about my favorite bugs. Black widows and ants are alike but also different in some ways.

An ant and a black widow are black and they both have hairs. Ants are thieves and take your food, and black widows are also sneaky.

Ants are food wanting and bugging. Black widows bite. Ants have antennae and six legs, but the black widows have eight legs. My favorite bug is the black widow.

John the Baptist

2009-06-10T06:05:00.000-07:00

An angel told Zechariah that he would have a baby named John. Zechariah couldn't talk till John was born because he didn't believe the angel. Zechariah could not tell the people what was happening.

John leaped in Elisabeth's womb when Mary came over.

John baptized Jesus in the water. John ate locusts and honey. He preached about the Holy Ghost. He died when his head was cut off. John was prophesied about in the Old Testament. John was the greatest prophet ever. John baptized Jesus Christ. John died when his head was cut off. He died for his savior, the Messiah.

Apple Tree

2009-05-28T07:18:00.000-07:00

Have you seen an apple tree? Our apple tree has apples. It is in our front yard. It Is growing green apples. Apple trees remind me of God because of the fruits of the spirit. Our apple tree is tiny. I like apple trees.

If I Were Adam

2009-05-20T11:05:00.000-07:00

I would get an ax and chop the bad tree down. So I can't be tempted. I would love God dearly. I would marry Eve when I had a chance. I would live wonderfully.

A Joke.

2009-05-05T05:45:00.000-07:00

What do you call the penalty when you just ate candy?

Punish mint.

Fireworks!

2009-05-04T05:39:00.000-07:00

I love the word in it, "fire."
I wonder if it can go any higher?
I love their shapes.
Would their be any apes?
I like fireworks. I love the light.
They happen at night.
Pop! Pow! Bam! go the fireworks.

If I Were a Teacher

2009-03-12T06:10:00.000-07:00

I would do experiments and math, science and Bible reading. I would study parts of the body and teach the same thing to the classmates that I studied. I would teach what happens when you throw a brick into the sky with a group of jars. Would the brick break them? I would blow bubbles on two sides to see if they would go together or pop them both? I would set a timer for 1 hour on each subject.

Arthur's Mystery Envelope by Marc Brown

2009-03-05T08:45:00.000-08:00

Arthur thinks he's in trouble when he gets a mysterious letter from his principal, Mr. Haney. Arthur can't stop thinking about the envelope. Arthur thinks it's about him being bad. It turned out to be just about taxes.

I liked this story because there was a well done plotline and I enjoyed the story.

Acts 12: 21-25

2009-01-14T08:39:00.000-08:00

Presented by Emperor and Elf.

Jonathan Park

2009-01-07T12:07:00.000-08:00

I am cute. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Fight!

2008-12-29T08:35:00.000-08:00

I think gladiators are awesome. I got it for my Christmas. The book has some big details. There are many types of gladiators. They're all looking good.

Emperor and Elf Singing.

2008-12-19T11:34:00.000-08:00

Persuasive Essay

2008-11-20T11:25:00.000-08:00

Please buy the puzzle globes. They look so cool. You can have globes of the planets. They'd be good for homeschool. You can talk about them (the planets). And best of all, they are puzzles. I would enjoy them very much.

My Day in Class

2008-11-19T11:16:00.000-08:00

Sam, Mom and I talked about Social Studies. Sam and I also did a state test and we passed. We did Spelling and Mom had to yell at us.

Monday Sweeties

2008-11-18T10:54:00.000-08:00

One morning, Mr. Flaffy went to Torch Killie's and then said, "Who was the smart guy who replaced the other restaurant to a different one?"

"Me, me, me, me," said a weirdo.

"Come down here," said Mr. Flaffy.

"Sure," said a weirdo.

Mr. Flaffy said, "You, turn this restauant to normal."

"Okay," said a weirdo. "Sure, I mean."

The next day he didn't keep his promise. So Mr. Flaffy was angry.

Super Runing Fox and the lieing Snake.

2008-10-23T11:59:00.000-07:00

One day super running fox whoke up still sleepy because of his dream he had about a sheep about to eat a woman who was pregnet and only 70 years old and someone killed the sheep who was the pregnet woman's husband and fox whoke up because he thought it was one of the scariest thoughs he had ever thought from his amagination so he ate sheep and thought that the shepherd wouldn't mind because he has plenty of sheep left and super runing fox ate breakfast and then slipped on somthing round and was unedible and he examined the object and it slithered away.

To be continued...

The Battle

2008-10-14T13:50:00.000-07:00

The Battle

2008-10-14T12:34:00.000-07:00

One day Anpanman went in a cave then he saw a palace far away in the distence. Meanwhile, two army men were ploting to destroy Anpanman with their plan. Then two men were saying to Anpanman cookies for sail come and get your yummy speicle (special) ninty three cookies to be exact.

So Anpanman came out but much to Anpanman's surpris they led him all the way to the kingdom that he saw when he was traviling somewhere. So he was about to eat one cookie but Baikinman reskude (rescued) him so Anpanman ran away as fast as he could. So a sword fifty swords droped from the cileen (ceiling) then one hit Anpanman so Baikinman led him to the doctor. Baikinman felt draging him down what is it asked Anpanman.

It's it's sinking sand, answered Baikinman still scared that he wanted to yell but the armyman was after them still so the only thing they can do was fight then when Anpanman looked at Baikinman he was gone. So Anpanman while he was going out of the palace he grabed a sword so he held it out and said see this. It is a sword to fight. Then a big teen was heard because they were battling.

SO Baikinman showed up then Baikinman had a sword, too so they both foght together vilently so one armyman sank by the sinking sand then a gunshot almost hit Baikinman.

A car vroomed right in front of the battle and the one army man was watching the car so while he was whatching it ampanman hit the army man so king Ferotae was furious.

Funny-Looking Picture.

2008-10-03T08:38:00.000-07:00

Hand Soccer

2008-10-03T07:38:00.000-07:00

Hand soccer is a fantastic game to play. You need a ball and a nice big area. Say, "Ready, set, go." Run toward the ball. Both players try to get the ball into the other player's goal. They try to steal the ball from each other. Use your hands to make goals. The person who gets five goals wins.

Python Snake.

2008-09-18T16:29:00.000-07:00

This is a python snake for $79.99. The python snake has brown and black on it in the picture.

Rattlesnakes

2008-09-17T06:14:00.000-07:00

Rattlesnakes

2008-09-17T05:48:00.000-07:00

The rattlesnake has a rattle on it. It has a bluish purple tongue. And it has a wide head. The rattlesnake lives in deserts. Rattlesnakes can live in mountains. Rattlesnakes live in swamps. The rattlesnake eats mice. The rattlesnake eats lizards and rats. A rattlesnake's rattle is made out of the same thing your finger nail is made from. Rattlesnakes camoflage themselves on brown ground.

The Great Bullfight.

2008-09-07T07:54:00.000-07:00

This bullfight you're about to see done by Emporor and Elf.

The Bible Character I'd Want to Be - Assignment.

2008-09-05T10:00:00.000-07:00

I want to be Jesus. I want to be Jesus because I can grant any wish I have. And that I could never sin. And that I can be good at hide and go seek.

Pumpkin Picking.

2008-09-01T08:07:00.000-07:00

Elf and I tried to pick the pumpkin. Our pumpkin this year wasn't as heavy as the other pumpkin last year. It weighed five pounds.

Girly Thing.

2008-08-30T09:08:00.000-07:00

Beep beep bu beep beep you make my heart sing. Beep beep bu beep beep you make everything so groovy.The girly thing.

Does Anyone Have a Warrant?

2008-08-18T11:01:00.001-07:00

"I like the fourth amendment becuase i don't want anybody bargen (barging) in my home."

Thanks, Casdok!

2008-08-14T12:58:00.000-07:00

King Bionicle

2008-08-10T15:03:00.000-07:00

Mom says he looks evil. In fact, she's correct. He's a person whose feet are swords. He always says to himself, "Ha ha ha ha, shadows shall begin." He has a dark bomb but he's very hard to beat.

Odysseus: A Hero

2008-08-06T06:08:00.000-07:00

The Suitors

2008-07-31T10:48:00.000-07:00

Mom's note: Emperor was asked to write what he thinks would happen after Odysseus lands in Ithaca. The spelling and punctuation have been edited, but this is his story as it was written otherwise.

The suitors sang, "Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go!" Every thing tumbled down. Crack! Crack-a-boom! Ting!

"Now you did it, you suitors! What do you have to say for yourself?" said Odysseus.

"I'm a suitor," said a suitor.

"What else?" said Odysseus.

"I'm innocent."

"No, you aren't."

"Yes I am."

Penelope caught the suitors in a net. Odysseus opened the door. Penelope threw them out the door. Bye-bye.

"Give me a second chance!"

"Nope."

They locked the door. The buzzing of bees made the suitors remember that they were kicked out by Odysseus and Penelope. They wanted to get revenge. They stole his boat and sailed away to Calypso's island. When they got there they told Calypso that Odysseus was dead. She recognized their lie and said, "No, he's not." She came and saw she was right.

The end.

AAA! Zeus!

2008-07-23T13:08:00.000-07:00

The Storm

2008-07-23T12:30:00.000-07:00

In our reading of The Odyssey, we find the gods very angry with the crew on its way home to Ithaca. The gods just got SO mad that all of Odysseus's men have been caught in a storm and thrown overboard to their deaths, leaving Odysseus alone. Emperor was asked to write what he thinks will happen next in the story. He knows that the prophet Tiresias has predicted that Odysseus would find trouble at home, but otherwise he is guessing. Mom has typed *most* of it exactly as it was written, except for breaking it into smaller paragraphs (it was all one LONG paragraph before. We're learning about paragraphs just this week). If Emperor were in public school, he would begin his first grade year in another month.

Odysseus rows to home. On his way Zeus throws more thunder bolts at Odysseus. Odysseus aviades them. Worldpools where coming. He went closer and closer to the middle he rowed where one thunder bolt got good ame (aim) and olmost hit Odysseus. Odysseus drives the boat left then up. Never knowing the way home.

Strong wind filed the sky. The black boat saled away as fast as posible. He prayed to the Gods saying my corege (courage) is runing out please stop this storm A-men.

The storm still was going on with rain and thunder bolts. The tarible storm was to strong for Odysseus. Suddenly rumples roked the ship back and forth. again he prayed oh mighty Gods why are you doing this? my men is dead and I am still punished. Why why? tell me. No answer he herd. He thought a minite my men are dead. what can do about it.

Then He herd an answer the answer was you are in trouble with us. The storm stopt. He fell asleep. Zeus throw a thunder bolt just to wake him up.

Zeus said go home Odysseus. Finally He got home.

Trouble went on. kid throwing toys People triping on toys. All kinds of things. Everything going wrong in the house. No other thing than trouble was going on. next time when it was time to eat they wern't careful and the plates fell an broke.

Stormy rain, thunder was going on. trouble trouble trouble washing the dishes dirt came out instead of water. The plates only got dirtyer or filthyer.

They cried and wept to the Gods saying we arn't filled with joy we are filed with stres. The Gods know that they have been mean. They don't have an idea to do about it. They throw their water and said wash your hands. It made fireworks the Gods fell asleep.

Hawaii

2008-07-15T11:05:00.000-07:00

Although these people are not serious gentlemen, they can be friendly but wild. They both have silly faces and lei necklaces. For future reference, you should be serious. But you can't see their legs. Can you see their legs? They are happy. Yup. They are happy.

I am a Jedi.

2008-07-10T11:47:00.000-07:00

I am a Jedi in star wars. The great Jedi may swin doo (subdue) the strong man. Will you fight me? No body goes against me. I shall grant evil wishes in Death Star. For the evil stops good.

King Tut at Home.

2008-07-07T14:25:00.000-07:00

This is a model of king Tut. Oh, how beautiful he is, isn't he? He was a real emperor. Egypt had slaves. But I'm lucky that I'm not in Egypt. Moses wasn't lucky he had to go through the red sea. Does he have armor? I think so. I've never bowed down to him.

Meet Jefferson

2008-07-05T08:36:00.000-07:00

He drinks coffee sometimes but he has floppy ears like every bunny. He is nothing like Teletubbies. He has never written with a quill pen but probably when he does, he would not write as well as John Hancock.